What are the benefits of coffee enemas?

What temperature should they be administered? Are they an effective cure for Candida?

never heard of this at all

6 Responses

  1. big Says:

    never heard of this at all
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  2. sarah Says:

    I have actually heard of this, and I’m not sure the reason why it is done.
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  3. perudonations Says:

    Having a butt that smells like starbucks…sorry, I don’t think there are any real benefits, and since it’s unpleasant, it doesn’t sound like a good deal to me. To be more serious, the only medically proven enemas are to clear the bowel before surgery, childbirth, or to check for growths in the intestine, I have researched candida for my own purposes, and I cannot find any correlation at all with coffee enemas. Candida thrive in a sugar environment. If you’re looking for a natural treatment, oil of wild oregano and a few other herbs have their proponents. There are also other health food store treatments like Tanalbit. When you do begin to treat for candida, be prepared to feel sick for a while. It’s best to block out some time for it.
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  4. Rody_o Says:

    I know of three persons that went to Mexico for treatment like you mentioned (coffee enemas) They went to a Tijuana, Mexico clinic for a cancer cure. No such luck.
    A friend of mine went to San Juan for the same cancer cure, but he passed away in San Juan after spending many thousands of dollars. His wife was with him and it took her over 14 days to get his body returned to the States. Local red tape, and more $$$$. He was a high school football coach, but his main problem was he was a "chain smoker" also.
    Never had coffee injected in my A.. I wonder if a fifth of whiskey would get you higher that dranking it since the blood vessels in the large colon are near the surface. At least when the cops pulled you over they would not be able to smell the alcohol consumed. Now that is a thought, a crazy thought that just popped into my head. Not trying to be negate the privious answer; but I have the water on…
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    Three dead friends that tried it for a cancer cure. People are nuts when it comes to this.We all have to realize we are here for a certain time limit, and when your time is up,it is up. Period. No coffee enamas, no Chemo, no radition, no cryosurgery, no uranium pellets for the prostate. See I have cancer and they have me on active survelliance. I could live one year, five years, fifteen years with my cancer. I could have this surgery tomorrow, and yes "die on the table"…So
    I lost by doing nothing I could live to be 99 as per my Urologist.

  5. silverlizard2 Says:

    They might cure stupidity. In this case following drinkin a cup of very strong coffee through the wrong end of your gastrointestinal tract, you may realise how silly you were for doing it in the first place, and how much money you wasted.

    Oh by the way….the FRENCH coffee press is integral to this working…ITALIAN coffee extraction methods do not work at all. Perhaps 2 sugars, white please is better than plain ol straight out of the jug black coffee, who knows!

    At least the coffee, being brown and all, will stop you from seeing any poo on its way out. My suspicion is that a water enema is not so pleasant when you can see what comes out….so why not disguise it with coffee?

    Otherwise you might like to try other innovations, that can cure rheumatoid arthritis, period pain, headaches, back pain, poor credit ratings, burnt veges, heart failure, and not to mention any other illness you might have. These include…chocolate milkshake enemas (cold….creamy….chocolately…who could ask for more), orange juice enemas (hey its natural…as long as it’s organic oranges……perfect for covering up those post curry poos), and best of all…the sawdust enema…
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  6. Ethan Says:

    They help wake up your rectum after a long night of prison sex. You should administer them while the coffee is at least 98degrees Celsius (not Fahrenheit.). Don’t use lube.
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